If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

sorry, but you’re not in love with me. you’ve known me a week. now this has to end.

ScHoolboy Q – Studio (Feat. BJ The Chicago Kid)


I’m just sitting in the studio trying to get to you baby.


when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex


Approaching Busuanga (by julesnene)

your new girl is so busted, i’m not even bitter

Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.

(via blu3rthanvelvet)

I wish

(via sincerelylizzy)

No. Don’t fucking call me. I’ll be sleeping. If you wake me I will kill you.

(via classicalepicurean)