irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

sorry, but you’re not in love with me. you’ve known me a week. now this has to end.

ScHoolboy Q – Studio (Feat. BJ The Chicago Kid)

phuckindope:

I’m just sitting in the studio trying to get to you baby.

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

10bullets:

Approaching Busuanga (by julesnene)

your new girl is so busted, i’m not even bitter

Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.

(via blu3rthanvelvet)

I wish

(via sincerelylizzy)

No. Don’t fucking call me. I’ll be sleeping. If you wake me I will kill you.

(via classicalepicurean)